Dovey: *trips over her chains while walking*
Dovey: Don’t laugh at me!
Me: I can’t help it. You’re so cute! I like it when you suffer.
Me: Isn’t there a German word for enjoying the suffering of others? Schadenfreude…
Dovey: It’s not the same. That’s a very negative thing. Taking pleasure in the suffering of others.
Dovey: You know what I mean!